i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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