More tranny stories later!
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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