I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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