I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
