when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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