You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
