Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
