True but thats because hes a fetus.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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