I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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