I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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