I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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