Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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