I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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