I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
