I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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