Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I am naked and annoyed.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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