YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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