talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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