So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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