oh god the rape fog is back!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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