I don't think brook has ever known best
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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