6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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