I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
