How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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