When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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