Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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