Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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