butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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