Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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