yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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