The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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