Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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