can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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