Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When are your genitals available?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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