The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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