I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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