I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The beer is more important than you right now.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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