Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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