youre lurking in front of me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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