Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Less talking, more tequila
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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