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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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