i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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