I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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