Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hippo gnu deer
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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