So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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