Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
