and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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