You're so nebulous sometimes
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I need water and some morals
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
