I'm gonna have a badass scar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
