I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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